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Parang biro-biro lang naman ang kampanya ninyo!

Bakit? Kayo seryoso ba? Kami ay nagpapakatotoo! Walang pagawaan sa Pilipinas ng condom, ng sinulid na pantali ng allopian tube, o ng scrotum duct, pills o anumang gamit upang hindi maging zygote ang tamud at itlog ng babae at lalaki. Ibig sabihin ay imported lahat ang mga iyan. Ikalawa, kasabay ng mga produktong iyan na iaangkat pa sa ibang bansa ay ang mga malalaswa at dangerous sex toys na ngayon ay kalat-kalat lang sa bangeta at lantarang ibinebenta. 'Asan ang mga congressman at mga pari upang ipagbawal ang mga ito? 'Asan ang batas? 'San ang moralidad?

Kung magiging batas ang Bill na ito, tuturuan ba ang mga bata na mag- jerk?

Hindi!

Kasi kusa nilang gagawin iyon once they reach their own hormonal or sexual maturity. Yang maturity ay nagdedepende sa bawat indibidwal na kabataan at walang uniformity o exact age na nangyayari ito. Ang ituturo ng Bill na ito ay kung papaano respetuhin at alagaan ang sariling katawan at kung paano rin magrespeto ng katawan ng ibang tao. Ituturo ang tamang pagpapahalaga at pananaw sa pangangatawan batay sa isang perspektibang syentipiko at medical. Ituturo ang anatomiya at ang iba't ibang sistema ng katawan tulad ng skeletal, circulatory, muscular, nervous, at iba pang mga systems. Tatalakayin din ang functions ng mga glands gaya ng endocrine at exocrine, mga iba't ibang organs at kung paano nagtutulungan ang mga ito sa pagmentina ng isang malusog at malakas na katawan at kung anu-ano ang mga kadahilanan ng pagkaasira o pagkasakit nito.

Heto pa, halaw sa aming paghahalungkat sa wikipedia:

"Frequency of masturbation is determined by many factors, e.g., one's resistance to sexual tension, hormone levels influencing sexual arousal, sexual habits, peer influences, health and one's attitude to masturbation formed by culture; E. Heiby and J. Becker examined the latter. Medical causes have also been associated with masturbation.

"Different studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans. Alfred Kinsey's 1950s studies on US population have shown that 92% of men and 62% of women have masturbated during their lifespan. Similar results have been found in a 2007 British national probability survey. It was found that, between individuals aged 16 to 44, 95% of men and 71% of women masturbated at some point in their lives. 73% of men and 37% of women reported masturbating in the four weeks before their interview, while 53% of men and 18% of women reported masturbating in the previous seven days.

"In 2009, the UK Government joined the Netherlands and other European nations in encouraging teens to masturbate at least daily. An orgasm was defined as a right in its health pamphlet. This was done in response to data and experience from the other EU member states to reduce teen pregnancy and STIs (STDs), and to promote healthy habits.

"In the book Human Sexuality: Diversity in Contemporary America, by Strong, Devault and Sayad, the authors point out, 'A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis'. 'Baby girls sometimes move their bodies rhythmically, almost violently, appearing to experience orgasm.' Italian gynecologists Giorgio Giorgi and Marco Siccardi observed via ultrasound a female fetus possibly masturbating and having what appeared to be an orgasm.

"It appears that females are less likely to masturbate while in an active heterosexual relationship than men. Popular belief asserts that individuals of either sex who are not in sexually active relationships tend to masturbate more frequently than those who are; however, much of the time this is not true as masturbation alone or with a partner is often a feature of a relationship. Contrary to conventional wisdom, several studies actually reveal a positive correlation between the frequency of masturbation and the frequency of intercourse."

Masyado naman kayong seryoso!

Kayo eh!

Kulang na kulang pa nga at gabutil-buhangin pa lang ang paliwanag na 'yan. Hindi pa nga namin binabanggit dito ang pag-aaral ng UNESCO, European Health Council at ng WHO hinggil sa sekswalidad.

Atsaka yung mga pro- at anti-RH Bill ay binabatay nila ang kanilang paninindigan sa mga pulitiko at relihiyoso at hindi sa kanilang sarili, na may mas halaga at s'yang tunay na nakakadama kung ano ang tama at mali para sa sarili, at hindi kung anong mga haka-hakang turo, kaisipan, at relihyosong pananakot, o pampulitikang impluwensya.

Talagang hindi kayo mga bakla?

Kulit ha!

Malay ko nga sa iba. Suntukan na lang oh!?

See, machismo ang problema natin. Makakakita lang sa TV ang balbas saradong lalaki na naninigarilyo na astig magbuga ng makapal at buu-buong usok, gagayahin at feeling macho na. Tutungga ng RedColt at mag ra-rock en roll, siga na!

Mga gago!

Hayun, yung astig na macho, may lung cancer at may cirrhosis of the liver pa! Nasa wheelchair at sinusubuan na lang ng asawa ng lugaw at papaya, hindi kayang tumayong mag-isa kaya pinapaliguan pa. Macho? Ulol!

Yung macho ay yung responsableng naghahanap ng mapapakain sa kanyang mga anak na siya rin naman ang bumuo. Ang macho ay hindi nahihiyang maglaba dahil pagod na ang asawa niyang nagkasugat-sugat sa kamay sa kakalaba; hindi nahihiyang magplantsa dahil puro paso na ang kamay ng kanyang asawa dahil nabuhusan ng mainit na tubig habang pinagtitimpla ng mainit na gatas ang kanilang anak; hindi nahihiyang maguluto dahil ang asawa, sa sobrang pagod sa gawaing bahay, ay may migraine na; hindi rin nahihiyang mamalengke dahil hindi makalabas ang kanyang asawa dahil may pasa pa sa mukha dahil binugbog niya (mali yata yun ah!).

Anyways…

O..., o parang tonung bakla ka?

Aba, tarantado talaga to ah!

Sasabunutin na kita!


[About the author. Marcial Tayag Caniones, a Political Science graduate is assistant manager at the Community Extension Services Office of Clark Development Corporation. He was born on the 10th of July in 1965, became vegetarian when he was 24 years old, started serious reading when he was 32, and began writing at 39. He admits to being ugly but claims to ooze with sex appeal.]

-Posted: 8:16 AM 6/6/11 | More of this author on eK!
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