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marcial tayag caniones
marcial tayag caniones OYTA MEGULU no naman!

Nung miabe-abe tamu masaya tamu...ing keka...kaku ya...ing kaku...keka... ya (pwera mu LUPA ne!)

1. Eka nu mipangismawang masalese e darang baby saskup ya salu, ede gad kasi pepa "EXTRAY" eh!

2. Hoy loko, ta ikayu ing mamayad kuryenti...bagutan yu ne "SWEET" ning "TEE-BE "

3. Loko eko mangalalu karela, king "SAUDI-VISION" alang pamisiping-siping bale karin, asin man edaka param!

4. Antayu nanaman ing "PLA-IS" ku keni, Talik kula reng pasbul?

5. Disnan dong kikyak reng mag lame king punerarya...Tambing yang linub e bapang Rudy at gelamanwan ne Dr. Diaz, mete ne rugu kasi e 'ma...malungkut ya pamo itsura e 'bap..."CONGRAS-SULASYON" pu...atsaka na pekatigik ing kayang galamanu.

6. Mipunta ko keng kasal ng Ric-Ric? Ikami ali kasi malaut, king..."ALI-DAY INN" pa kasi!

7. "TEK" me e bapa mu, sabyan mu sali yang pamangan manuk!

8. Eyu ne pibuklat-buklat yan! Matalik yang mangan kuryenti ing..."PRIDJIDER"

9. Tagalan me 'mamang mu, sayang ing paranum...eke alako sak-sak ing "GENERATION"

10. Eku no atagal, e kasi agad melambut ing babi, mangan nala kanu..."RESTAWRAN"

11. Mangan ko pang nasi, alti kayo! Mag..."KOK" kayung mag "KOK", bisa kong mabus-bus bituka?

12. Balu yung sisipun ya ot pekanan ye pang "ASSCREAM!"

13. Len mu ne ining dalaga mo ne... "NARSIS" ne pala.

14. Oy Jun-Jun? tuluy ne ing "GIN-GINNER" na?

15. Eku balu king SCTEX nung makalipat la reng damulag...sana atin ng "OBERPLY"

16. Makananu yang sasara kaya pasbul ing "ESKALAYTOR" (e kaya elebeytor?) ayni?

17. Pare naman, bertday mu, eka paipikun kang 'mare o... "TOWS" tana mu!

18. Itang manuyang kung "APON" miki buri kanyan... "SASSIMI" yan ne?

19. Hoy! Baba yu ne ing teleponung ayan! Pota mamaus yang "LONG-DISTANT" e atchi yu "ISTEYT" loko!

20. Loko, eko pa makyasawa. Kakwa ng ma yu kekayu sigradu mu karas yu American "SIXTY-CENTS" nakayu.

21. Loko nung emu kakaming "BENSTERANS" angga ngeni atsu la pa reng "APON".

22. Dati "WISTON" ku, Ngeni "MARBORO"

23. Mas eku naman buri ing "SAMPYON"

24. Gisa ya mu yan ne...eku buri atin patatas "KORMBIP"

25. Ta mamangan kung "PEET-CHA"...mas buri ku ing nasi o pancit, ken tanang "SAUWKING"!

26. Tagal nakayu ospital, pilayi de e apu mu karin, ede agyu "ELT-SENTER", pa "COMPUND" dane mu kanu JBL.

27. Maka angkas yang motor e ingkung..."Pa gas naka keng "CALTEX"...anang ingkung "loko pota kagisanan yang gas ing motor mu"... " 'kong, keni ng SHELL mas malapit" aku kaya... "o silung" ana kaku...yanaman yan ana... "CALTEX" ya rin yan ana!...mipagamus nakung buntuk!!!

Hawayni pa!

Maybug kung mibulang ampo mga palatut queng ayli potang daramdaman ko reng dara ampo bapa ku king baryu!

Regular kapampangan writing napa ne para eta mipagkasakit!

1. Anyang bertday ng wali ku...palub keng pasbul ng darang Ising, palakbang kami ketang makasabat dang mababong lakbayan a kuayan at ginulisak la ngan... "SOUPRICE!" ada ngan! HAPI BERTDAY ara at pepalwal da ing sorbetis ketang tukung a mebudbud asin king gilid...

2. Uling abak, anang bapang Rudy... "Ester, atsu la di koyang, abe no reng pawnakan mu...loko danupan la reng taga Angeles areni...paglutu mong... "OKMILK"...

3. Oyta sinawa keng mamyalung ketang paranum, mepatlud la pa reng ispartan ng Jing-Jing uling mipakat la keng burak ketang pilapil, map namu e mesub-sub pero megasgas ya tud ketang batu... "Taksyapu kang anak ka!" anang atching Bibing kunan ye ing "MERTAYLAYT"...megasgas ya tud e Jing-Jing... bilis pota ma "INSPEKSYUN" ya loko...

4. Mipag istorya la ri bapa ku anggang sisilim ketang asuteya da ri apu... "komusta ne e Ric-Ric?" kutang ng tatang ku kang 'bap... "ayari ne ing "KOMERS"... "Ali rugu" anang bapa ku "mekapagobra ya kasi aggad keng" "KONTRAKSYON" anyang ka gradwayt ng "ICECOOL" anang 'bap...

5. Patudturan yu no ren gulisak ng darang Baby kang tatang ku... "keta yong "DOUBLEDEATH" patudturan para mipagyu la keng kwartu...

6. Kuwa yong ulunan para ela magka "STICKNECK" anapamong 'dar...

7. "Ing marinat dang malan keta ng "WATCHINGMASIN" yu pa pipi kang ma da, lupang ene man byasang mamiping malan keng gamat e 'ma da ren" anang apung Bising kari 'dar...

8. "Eyepa sasa ra ing pasbul" ana naman ikung Buru... "epa linabas ing "TE-IYMS"...

Istu na pa...


[About the author. Marcial Tayag Caniones, a Political Science graduate, is assistant manager at the Community Extension Services Office of Clark Development Corporation. He was born on the 10th of July, 42 years ago, became vegetarian 18 years ago, started serious reading 10 years ago, and began writing three years ago. He admits to being ugly but claims to ooze with sex appeal.]

-Posted: 5:26 PM 6/13/08 | More of this author on eK!
WHAT THEY SAY...

Nenette de Dios Capulong (of Westminster, Colorado USA) writes...

I read your article two nights ago . It is way better than the boring late night TVshows here with the hosts make fun at political candidates and entertainers. I make sure to have a big belly laugh as they call it at least twice a day. Right after surviving a stage 4 cancer I stopped eating red meat, listened or read books that only gave positive energy, Tried to be more sociable and be more patient and understanding of my immediate family. The next morning I woke up after reading your funny article, I felt colder than usual thinking maranun yatang datang ing snow this time. I looked outside there is no snow so with my usual breakfast of brewed coffee and grilled cheese, I made myself instant OKMILK kasi marimla. I remember that sali yulang KOK di atchi yu. Kapilan kayu munta keng ISTEYT kanyan?, We went home for vacation one time a neighbor asked CITICENT nako kanyan?

-Posted/Via Email: 2008-09-06 19:12:03 PDT



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